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A Justaminutemen Petition for a Redress of Grievances

• MITCH THE PRESTIDIGITATOR’S MOST AMAZING MAGIC TRICK 6 June 2021 New!

Justaminutemen Emergency Law and Order Bulletins
A 4 Part Mini-Series

1. SHOULD HE BE IN THE SLAMMER? 6 May 2021
2. WILL WE EVER SEE THAT BUM IN COURT? 13 May 2021
3. THE MAN IN THE ORANGE JUMP SUIT 21 May 2021
4. JAIL TO THE CHIEF 15 June 2021

Trumponicles in Exile

1. HOW HE WON 11 March 2021
2. THE SECOND INAUGURAL 16 March 2021

Kitman Show Miscellany

• GOV. MURPHY’S GREAT HISTORIC SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT 23 February 2021
• WISHING YOU A MERRY PRESIDENTS DAY 15 February 2021
• THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 12 February 2021

The Post-2020 Election Trumponicles

1. 74,083,912 AMERICANS CAN BE WRONG 4 December
2. WILL HE FIRE THE COURT? 11 December
3. WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 25 December

Trumponicles: The Last 120 Days

1. CAN 80 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS BE WRONG? 16 June
2. NOW IS THE TIME TO COME TO THE AID OF YOUR PARTY, DUDES 17 June
3. A FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND LEADING PUNDIT HAS A HEART-TO-HEART CONFIDENTIAL TALK WITH HIS PRESIDENT 26 June
4. HITTING THE PANIC BUTTON 30 June
5. THE RACIST MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD 10 July
6. THE IDES OF JULY 15 July
7. SHOULD A SUNSHINE PUNDIT QUIT WHILE HE’S AHEAD? 11 August
8. WILL V. PUTIN DELIVER THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS? 24 August
9. THE HIATUS PORT REPORT 4 September
10. THE SECOND BATTLE OF ARMISTICE DAY 2018 8 September
11. IS THE PRESIDENT’S BRAIN MISSING? 15 September
12. THE LAST HURRAH 3 November
13. IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL THE FAT MAN SINGS 12 November

Justaminutemen Bulletins

• A JUSTAMINUTEMEN EMERGENCY BULLETIN: Letter to the AG 25 October
• More of the Missing Secret Correspondence Between Attorney General Barr and The Justaminutemen 1 November Not That Old!

The Pandemic Papers  A Trumponicles Mini-Series

1. LET TRUMP BE TRUMP 6 May
2. KITMAN RISKS REPUTATION, PREDICTS THE 2020 RACE 19 May
3. JONESTOWN 2020 20 June

The Fifth Column

• No. I : RAND & MCNALLY & TRUMP 4 February
• No. II : HOW TO WATCH FOUR MORE YEARS OF SOTUS—AND LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
   7 February
• No. III : THE SUICIDE WATCH: IOWA 2020 10 February
• No. IV : A PATRIOT SPEAKS OUT ABOUT PRESIDENTS’ DAY 17 February
• No. V : THE SUICIDE WATCH: HOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE GUARANTEEING THE PRESIDENT FOUR MORE YEARS 24 February
• No. VI : THE SUICIDE WATCH: WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT POLITICAL TV COMMERCIALS? 5 March
• No. VII : THE SUICIDE WATCH: WHO SHOULD DISLOYAL UNPATRIOTIC AMERICANS INTERESTED IN UNSEATING THE IMPEACHED ONE VOTE FOR IN THE SUPER THURSDAY * PRIMARIES TOMORROW? 9 March * Compliments of a Joe Biden malapropismo

The Trumponicles, Volume III   

• Ep. I : WHO SAID THE PRESIDENT IS A DOPE? 2 March

The Articles of Impeachment  A Trumponicles Mini-Series

• Article I : The Ukrainian Thing 14 October ’19
• Article II : Yet Another Case of Presidential Harassment 22 October ’19
• Article III : Charge of the Right Brigade 27 October ’19
• Article IV : Why It Won’t Happen 6 November ’19
• Article V : Why are we trying to impeach the President? 12 November ’19
• Article VI : Artificial Stupidity 17 November ’19
• Article VII : Mr. President, Take The 25^th 2 January ’20
• Article VIII : Statement by a Television Witness Whose Testimony Was Not Allowed to Be Heard 22 January ’20 (Revised 25 Jan)
• Article IX : How Does He Get Away With It? 28 January ’20

2018/2019

The Trumponicles, Volume II

• Introduction : No More Mister Nice Guy 25 November ’18
• Ep. I : AMERIKA HELD HOSTAGE: DAY 693 27 November ’18
• Ep. II : IS HE TOO FAT…? 2 December ’18
• Ep. III : A Concerned Citizen Sends Holiday Greetings to
    the Best President We Have 26 December ’18
• Ep. IV : THE STATE OF DISUNION ADDRESS:
   His Shining 8 Minutes 14 January ’19
• Ep. V : IS HE A COMMUNIST—OR JUST AN INNOCENT DUPE
    TAKING ORDERS FROM MOSCOW? 16 January ’19
• Ep. VI : STATE OF DISUNION II 21 January ’19
• Ep. VII : RALLY ’ROUND THE WHITE FLAG, REAL AMERICANS! 28 January ’19
• Ep. VIII : ARE YOU READY FOR THE STATE OF DISUNION MESSAGE? 4 February ’19
• Ep. IX : THIS JUST IN… 6 February ’19
• Ep. X : WHAT YOU MISSED BY NOT WATCHING YOUR PRESIDENT 10 February ’19
• Ep. XI : A NATIONAL EMERGENCY IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY
    IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY 16 February ’19
• EXTRA : WAKE UP, AMERICA! 20 February ’19
• Whatever Happened to The Trumponicles?: THE FIRST HURRAH 19 March ’19

2018

The Christie Chronicles

Longest running show on MarvinKitman.com!
(See below for earlier installments or read from the beginning here.)

• CALLING ALL CHRIS CHRISTIE FANS – The Chronicles Return! 8 December

56. The GWB Chris Christie Memorial On-Off Ramp Opera & Oratorio Society presents… 10 December
57. WHO WUDDAH THOUGHT? 16 December

The Unmaking of The President 2017

• Trump Is NOT Entirely My Fault 19 December ’16
• Donald the Red-Nosed President–Elect 4 January ’17
• In Donald the Red We Trust? 17 January ’17
• Kitman’s Inaugural Homily 19 January ’17
• Battle of The Mall 26 January ’17
• The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword; Mightier Still Is the Alternate Fact
    (The Trumpification Effect) 28 January ’17
• To Russia, With Love 14 March ’17
• DAY 61 AMERIKA HELD HOSTAGE 23 March ’17
• Our Innocent Abroad 17 May ’17
• Welcome Back, Mr. Pundit of the Year 19 July ’17
• The Dopey Awards 27 July ’17
• A Patriot Defends His President 3 August ’17
• Legal Advice From A Patriot 8 August ’17
• What He Did on His Summer Vacation 15 August ’17
• How to Win the War in Afghanistan 23 August ’17
• One More Option on the Table 30 August ’17
• Who Stole the Strawberries? 3 September ’17
• How Will It All End? 4 September ’17
• A Patriot Defends His President 28 September ’17
• Puerto Rico, Si; El Donald, No 4 October ’17
• Is The President a Moron? 7 October ’17

The Pliny Letters

1. Congressional Address 8 March ’17
2. Is The President Off His Rocker? 20 March ’17
3. TRUMPUS FUGIT 28 March ’17
4. Pliny the Elder Explains It All:
    IS THE PRESIDENT A MADMAN? 16 October ’17

The Hawaii Letters

• #1: The Case of the Moby Donald 15 February (posted 2/20) ’17
• #2: On Playing the Lying Card 16 February (posted 2/22) ’17
• #3: The First 27 Days 22 February (posted 3/1) ’17

Miscellany

• The Marvin Kitman Show
     More From the No-Spin Zone 11 April ’17
• A Marvin Kitman Show Special
     BILLO THE LOTHARIO 9 April ’17
• A Justaminutemen Emergency Bulletin:
     RUSSKIE IDUT; RUSSKIE IDUT (*) 10 January ’17

2016

The Making of The President 2016

• The Mouth That Roared 1 January ’16
• It’s The Balkans All Over Again 14 January ’16
• The Intelligent Voters Guide to the Iowa Caucus 22 January ’16
• Will Trump Show Up Tonite? 28 January ’16
• An Urgent Appeal to the Great American Evangelical Community of Iowa 1 February ’16
• The Last Days of Brand X 8 February ’16
• MEDIA MEA MAXIMA CULPA TRUMPA 22 February ’16
• The Hitman Cometh 29 February ’16

  See also:  The Christie Chronicles #40: Here Come Da Judge 1 March ’16

• My Annual Ides of March Warning 15 March ’16
• Have We No Shame? 28 March ’16
• Trump Speaks His Mind, Such as It Is 7 April ’16
• Who Is Marvin Voting for in the New York Primary? 19 April ’16
• The Metamorphosis of the Year 29 April ’16
• How to Save the Republican Party From Donald Duck, Part II 2 May ’16
• Why I Won’t Be Running for Veep 22 May ’16
• T for President 16 June ’16
• Curb Your Candidate (DUMP TRUMP PART I) 25 June ’16
• The Last Days of the Republican Party – DUMP TRUMP PART II 28 June ’16
• The Last Days of the Republican Party – DUMP TRUMP PART III 13 July ’16
• The GOP Convention Day One: Convention Blues 20 July ’16
• The GOP Convention Day Two: A Night to Remember 22 July ’16
• The GOP Convention Day Three: How Melania Is in the Mainstream
  of the Republican Party 27 July ’16
• The GOP Convention Day Four: Would You Buy a Used Business
  with the Name of This Man on It? 29 July ’16
• The Madness of Emperor Don the First 1 August ’16
• The Madness of Emperor Don the First, Part II 11 August ’16
• Can You Smell the Flop Sweat? 15 August ’16
• Musical Campaign Chairs 22 August ’16
• Sweetheart, Get Me Rewrite 26 August ’16
• A Tale of Two Dirt Bags 30 August ’16
• A Star Is Born 6 September ’16
• The Panic of 2016 9 September ’16
• The Rise of Anti-Semantics 14 September ’16
• The Sweet Smell of Excess 18 September ’16
• TRUMP v. HILLARY 23 September ’16
• How Hillary Can Possibly Win the Debate 26 September ’16
• Mussolini vs. Hitler 30 September ’16
• Donald Asks for Our Advice, And We Give It to Him 4 October ’16
• Who Won and Lost? 10 October ’16
• Mouthgate 14 October ’16
• Lock Her Him Up 18 October ’16
• The Jerk Weiner Affair 3 November ’16
• A “Making of The President 2016” Emergency Special:
    RIGGEDELECTIONGATE 5 November ’16
• As Kitman Goes, So Goes… 7 November ’16
• A Short History of the Short Trump Administration 18 November ’16

The Christie Chronicles, Continued…

Once Again Held Over by Popular Demand! (See below for earlier installments!)

35. The Lying Game 18 January ’16
36. An Open Letter to Our Governor and the Next President,
    as They Say on the Campaign Trail 25 January ’16
37. Watch Out, Kid Rubio 5 February ’16
38. He Coulda Been a Contenda 13 February ’16
39. An Important Announcement 13 February ’16
40. Here Come Da Judge 1 March ’16
41. The Decline and Fall of Christiedom 4 March ’16
42. TRUMPUS FUGIT 22 March ’16
43. Has He No Shame? 9 June ’16
44. Out to Launch 5 July ’16
45. How Our Boy Lost the Veep Stakes 17 July ’16
46. A Tragic Story Worthy of Italian Grand Opera 5 August ’16
47. The Truth Fairy 18 August ’16
48. The Trial of the Century 12 September ’16
49. The Fatman Cometh 20 September ’16
50. A Friend of the Court Testifies 28 September ’16
51. The Bridgegate Trial 24 October ’16
52. The Fat Man’s Swan Song 14 November ’16
53. A Tragic Story Worthy of Grand Opera - Act II 29 November ’16

Miscellany

• Reflections on a President’s Day Weekend Past 15 February ’16
• Whatever Happened to Equal Time? 25 February ’16
• Marvin in Paradise 4 June ’16
• COMING ATTRACTION!
     The Marvin Kitman Story on Building New York 29 December ’16

A Justaminutemen Bulletin

• A Call to Arms 19 March

2015

Miscelleny

• But Who Am I to Judge? 21 October ’15
• The Syrians Are Coming, The Syrians Are Coming 23 November ’15

How I Became a Republican

1. The McCarthy Years: Confessions of an Ex–Anti-Communist 27 July ’15
2. The Time I Ran for President 13 August ’15
3. They Don’t Call Me “Honest Marvin” for Nothing 18 August ’15

A Justaminutemen Emergency Bulletin

• The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming 2 October ’15

Viva Trumpismo

1. Viva Trumpismo: A Justaminutmen Manifesto 9 July ’15
2. Go Fourth 14 July ’15
3. The Truth Can Be Told 31 July ’15
4. A Note From the Publisher, Editor, Political
   Fifth Columnist 4 August ’15
5. How To Stop Trump 5 August ’15
6. Playing the Trump Card 6 August ’15
7. My Trump, Right or Wrong 27 August ’15

The Christie Chronicles, Continued…

Held Over by Popular Demand! See below for the first 24 thrilling installments!

25. FUGGEDABOUTITTT 9 January ’15
26. The Trenton Cowboy Rides Again 13 January ’15
27. Chris of Arabia 5 February ’15
28. Arrivederci, Aroma 12 March ’15
29. Why Is Chris Christie in New Hampshire? 20 May ’15
30. A New Jersey Native Speaks Out
    About Our Governor’s Future 29 June ’15
31. Where Christie Went Wrong 1 July ’15
32. What Really Happened 19 August ’15
33. The Man Who Would Be President 9 November ’15
34. The Man Who Would Be President, Part II 13 November ’15

The Christie Chronicles continue in 2016 (see above).

The Marvin Kitman Show est. 1969 ’15

7. Cry For Me, Argentina 27 February ’15
8. The Whole Truth, So Help Me, O’Reilly 3 March ’15
9. Is Bill O’Reilly Really a Liberal? 2 June  ’15

A “Marvin Kitman Show” Mini-Series:
 The Rise & Decline of Brian the Mediocre

1. Part I  20 February   ’15
2. Part II  22 February ’15
3. Part III  10 March ’15
4. Part IV  26 March ’15
5. Part V  2 April ’15
6. Part VI, The Pinocchio Awards  10 April   ’15
7. Part VII, Does the punishment fit the crime?  21 April ’15
8. Part VIII, FREE BRIAN  28 April ’15
9. Part IX, Cut to the Chase  4 May ’15
   “Hey, what happened to Part X?”
11. Part XI, The Second Coming of Brian Williams  22 June ’15

From the Annals of New Jersey Exceptionalism

• VIVA MENENDEZ! 14 April ’15

A Just A Minutemen Emergency Bulletin

• What Makes Hillary Run? 18 March ’15

2014

But Who Am I to Judge?

1. The Morning After Obama Went to War 11 September ’14
2. Gulf War III 17 September ’14
3. Marvin Goes to War 23 September ’14
4. If at First You Don’t Fail, Try, Try Again 26 September ’14
5. Effendi, What Shall We Do About the Levant? 1 October ’14

The Christie Chronicles

A New Jersey Republican’s Analysis of the High Drama That Engulfs the Garden State

1. Traffic Report 9 January ’14
2. Traffic Report 2: A Bridge So Far 13 January ’14
3. Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Christie? 17 January ’14
4. The Kim vs. Dawn Debate 21 January ’14
5. The Decline and Fall of the Christie Empire 27 January ’14
6. The Plot Sickens 30 January ’14
7. Kitman Returns • Wildstein vs. Christie 5 February ’14
8. Water Under the Bridge 7 February ’14
9. The Port Authority Follies 21 February ’14

   See also:  GWB Name Change Petition (A Justaminutemen Special) 27 February ’14

10. Say It Ain’t So, Chris 4 March ’14
11. Christie for Supreme Court (Here Come da Judge) 6 March ’14
12. Get Me Rewrite, Sweetheart (Christie Exonerated) 25 March ’14
13. In Christie We Trust 4 April ’14
14. The Thinning of the Candidate 10 April ’14
15. Honk If You Think He’s Guilty! 8 May ’14
16. Honk Twice or Blink Your Lights Once If You Think He’s Guilty By Land, Twice If By Sea, and You on the Opposite Shore Are Ready to Spread the Alarm Through Every County, Village and Farm 14 May ’14
17. Road Rage 20 May ’14
18. The Budgetbusters 22 May ’14
19. They Love Him in Iowa 8 August ’14
20. Say It Ain’t So, Marvin 27 August ’14
21. South of the Border 4 September ’14
22. Moby Chris Escapes— Again 9 December ’14
23. ¿Bush, Si; Christie, No? 18 December ’14
24. We Should All Live So Long 23 December ’14

The Christie Chronicles continue in 2015 (see above).

Citizen Rupert

• Tyrantosaurus Murdochius 25 August ’14

Port Authority Follies

1. These Are the Tolls That Try Men’s Souls 29 April ’14
2. Skywaygate: No Road Left Behind 25 June ’14
3. A Tale of Two Authorities 30 June ’14
4. A Walk on the Shady Side of the River 10 July ’14

Corruption Capital Battle

• The Clean State of New York Joins the Race 18 April ’14
• New York vs. New Jersey 20 August ’14

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

• GWB Name Change Petition 27 February ’14
• A Patriotic Message From the Annals of the Justaminutemen 6 July ’14

The Crimean Crisis

• Charge of the Republican Lite Brigade 17 March ’14
• “Ich Bein Ein Crimean!” 19 March ’14

2013

The Arianna Watch

1. Shaking the Tin Can for Arianna 18 November ’13

Throw Another Blog on the Fire

1. Whatever Happened to Marvin Kitman? 21 March ’13
2. BlogJam 03 April ’13
3. Blogerobics 16 April ’13
4. This Is Not a Blog 26 April ’13
5. No Free Lunch (Endangered Writers) 03 May ’13
   Part 5½.  Blogus Interruptus 14 May ’13
6. Money Talks 20 May ’13
   Part 6½.  The F-Stops Here 06 June ’13
7. Marvin Climbs the Mountain in the Blogosphere 11 June ’13
8. Interneticide 08 July ’13
9. Lord of the Blogs 19 July ’13

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

1. Will the Real Washington’s Birthday Stand Up? 19 February ’13
2. Thank God, It’s Grover Cleveland’s Birthday 05 March ’13
3. Musket Ban Alert 10 April ’13
4. A Call to Arms 30 September ’13
5. Stop the Madness 08 October ’13
6. The System Isn’t Broken; It’s Fixed 11 October ’13
7. In Defense of the Tea Party Traitors 15 October ’13
8. We Snoop to Conquer 01 November ’13

RE: The Pittsburgh Pirates

• How About Those Bucs? 28 May ’13
• A Night to Remember 6 September ’13
• America’s Team 9 September ’13
• The Record 12 September ’13

Miscellaneous

• A Subject to Be Named Later 15 September ’13