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2016

A Justaminutemen Bulletin

• A Call to Arms 19 March Not Too Old!

The Making of The President 2016

The campaign continues…

• The Mouth That Roared 1 January
• It’s The Balkans All Over Again 14 January
• The Intelligent Voters Guide to the Iowa Caucus 22 January
• Will Trump Show Up Tonite? 28 January
• An Urgent Appeal to the Great American Evangelical Community of Iowa 1 February
• The Last Days of Brand X 8 February
• MEDIA MEA MAXIMA CULPA TRUMPA 22 February
• The Hitman Cometh 29 February

See also:  The Christie Chronicles #40: Here Come Da Judge 1 March

• My Annual Ides of March Warning 15 March
• Have We No Shame? 28 March Almost Newest!!
• Trump Speaks His Mind, Such as It Is 7 April Newest!!

The Christie Chronicles, Continued…

Once Again Held Over by Popular Demand! (See below for earlier installments!)

35. The Lying Game 18 January
36. An Open Letter to Our Governor and the Next President,
    as They Say on the Campaign Trail 25 January
37. Watch Out, Kid Rubio 5 February
38. He Coulda Been a Contenda 13 February
39. An Important Announcement 13 February
40. Here Come Da Judge 1 March
41. The Decline and Fall of Christiedom 4 March
42. TRUMPUS FUGIT 22 March Recently Almost Newest!!

Miscelleny

• Reflections on a President’s Day Weekend Past 15 February
• Whatever Happened to Equal Time? 25 February

2015

Miscelleny

• But Who Am I to Judge? 21 October ’15
• The Syrians Are Coming, The Syrians Are Coming 23 November ’15

How I Became a Republican

1. The McCarthy Years: Confessions of an Ex–Anti-Communist 27 July ’15
2. The Time I Ran for President 13 August ’15
3. They Don’t Call Me “Honest Marvin” for Nothing 18 August ’15

A Justaminutemen Emergency Bulletin

• The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming 2 October ’15

Viva Trumpismo

1. Viva Trumpismo: A Justaminutmen Manifesto 9 July ’15
2. Go Fourth 14 July ’15
3. The Truth Can Be Told 31 July ’15
4. A Note From the Publisher, Editor, Political
   Fifth Columnist 4 August ’15
5. How To Stop Trump 5 August ’15
6. Playing the Trump Card 6 August ’15
7. My Trump, Right or Wrong 27 August ’15

The Christie Chronicles, Continued…

Held Over by Popular Demand! See below for the first 24 thrilling installments!

25. FUGGEDABOUTITTT 9 January ’15
26. The Trenton Cowboy Rides Again 13 January ’15
27. Chris of Arabia 5 February ’15
28. Arrivederci, Aroma 12 March ’15
29. Why Is Chris Christie in New Hampshire? 20 May ’15
30. A New Jersey Native Speaks Out
    About Our Governor’s Future 29 June ’15
31. Where Christie Went Wrong 1 July ’15
32. What Really Happened 19 August ’15
33. The Man Who Would Be President 9 November ’15
34. The Man Who Would Be President, Part II 13 November ’15

The Christie Chronicles continue in 2016 (see above).

The Marvin Kitman Show est. 1969 ’15

7. Cry For Me, Argentina 27 February ’15
8. The Whole Truth, So Help Me, O’Reilly 3 March ’15
9. Is Bill O’Reilly Really a Liberal? 2 June  ’15

A “Marvin Kitman Show” Mini-Series:
 The Rise & Decline of Brian the Mediocre

1. Part I  20 February   ’15
2. Part II  22 February ’15
3. Part III  10 March ’15
4. Part IV  26 March ’15
5. Part V  2 April ’15
6. Part VI, The Pinocchio Awards  10 April   ’15
7. Part VII, Does the punishment fit the crime?  21 April ’15
8. Part VIII, FREE BRIAN  28 April ’15
9. Part IX, Cut to the Chase  4 May ’15
   “Hey, what happened to Part X?”
11. Part XI, The Second Coming of Brian Williams  22 June ’15

From the Annals of New Jersey Exceptionalism

• VIVA MENENDEZ! 14 April ’15

A Just A Minutemen Emergency Bulletin

• What Makes Hillary Run? 18 March ’15

2014

But Who Am I to Judge?

1. The Morning After Obama Went to War 11 September ’14
2. Gulf War III 17 September ’14
3. Marvin Goes to War 23 September ’14
4. If at First You Don’t Fail, Try, Try Again 26 September ’14
5. Effendi, What Shall We Do About the Levant? 1 October ’14

The Christie Chronicles

A New Jersey Republican’s Analysis of the High Drama That Engulfs the Garden State

1. Traffic Report 9 January ’14
2. Traffic Report 2: A Bridge So Far 13 January ’14
3. Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Christie? 17 January ’14
4. The Kim vs. Dawn Debate 21 January ’14
5. The Decline and Fall of the Christie Empire 27 January ’14
6. The Plot Sickens 30 January ’14
7. Kitman Returns • Wildstein vs. Christie 5 February ’14
8. Water Under the Bridge 7 February ’14
9. The Port Authority Follies 21 February ’14

   See also:  GWB Name Change Petition (A Justaminutemen Special) 27 February ’14

10. Say It Ain’t So, Chris 4 March ’14
11. Christie for Supreme Court (Here Come da Judge) 6 March ’14
12. Get Me Rewrite, Sweetheart (Christie Exonerated) 25 March ’14
13. In Christie We Trust 4 April ’14
14. The Thinning of the Candidate 10 April ’14
15. Honk If You Think He’s Guilty! 8 May ’14
16. Honk Twice or Blink Your Lights Once If You Think He’s Guilty By Land, Twice If By Sea, and You on the Opposite Shore Are Ready to Spread the Alarm Through Every County, Village and Farm 14 May ’14
17. Road Rage 20 May ’14
18. The Budgetbusters 22 May ’14
19. They Love Him in Iowa 8 August ’14
20. Say It Ain’t So, Marvin 27 August ’14
21. South of the Border 4 September ’14
22. Moby Chris Escapes— Again 9 December ’14
23. ¿Bush, Si; Christie, No? 18 December ’14
24. We Should All Live So Long 23 December ’14

The Christie Chronicles continue in 2015 (see above).

Citizen Rupert

• Tyrantosaurus Murdochius 25 August ’14

Port Authority Follies

1. These Are the Tolls That Try Men’s Souls 29 April ’14
2. Skywaygate: No Road Left Behind 25 June ’14
3. A Tale of Two Authorities 30 June ’14
4. A Walk on the Shady Side of the River 10 July ’14

Corruption Capital Battle

• The Clean State of New York Joins the Race 18 April ’14
• New York vs. New Jersey 20 August ’14

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

• GWB Name Change Petition 27 February ’14
• A Patriotic Message From the Annals of the Justaminutemen 6 July ’14

The Crimean Crisis

• Charge of the Republican Lite Brigade 17 March ’14
• “Ich Bein Ein Crimean!” 19 March ’14

2013

The Arianna Watch

1. Shaking the Tin Can for Arianna 18 November ’13

Throw Another Blog on the Fire

1. Whatever Happened to Marvin Kitman? 21 March ’13
2. BlogJam 03 April ’13
3. Blogerobics 16 April ’13
4. This Is Not a Blog 26 April ’13
5. No Free Lunch (Endangered Writers) 03 May ’13
   Part 5½.  Blogus Interruptus 14 May ’13
6. Money Talks 20 May ’13
   Part 6½.  The F-Stops Here 06 June ’13
7. Marvin Climbs the Mountain in the Blogosphere 11 June ’13
8. Interneticide 08 July ’13
9. Lord of the Blogs 19 July ’13

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

1. Will the Real Washington’s Birthday Stand Up? 19 February ’13
2. Thank God, It’s Grover Cleveland’s Birthday 05 March ’13
3. Musket Ban Alert 10 April ’13
4. A Call to Arms 30 September ’13
5. Stop the Madness 08 October ’13
6. The System Isn’t Broken; It’s Fixed 11 October ’13
7. In Defense of the Tea Party Traitors 15 October ’13
8. We Snoop to Conquer 01 November ’13

RE: The Pittsburgh Pirates

• How About Those Bucs? 28 May ’13
• A Night to Remember 6 September ’13
• America’s Team 9 September ’13
• The Record 12 September ’13

Miscellaneous

• A Subject to Be Named Later 15 September ’13