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The Christie Chronicles
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Why Is Chris Christie
in New Hampshire?

2015

The Making of The President 2016

The Christie Chronicles, Continued…

Held Over by Popular Demand! See below for the first 24 thrilling installments!

  1. FUGGEDABOUTITTT 9 January
  2. The Trenton Cowboy Rides Again 13 January
  3. Chris of Arabia 5 February
  4. Arrivederci, Aroma 12 March
  5. Why Is Chris Christie in New Hampshire? 20 May  Newest!

The Marvin Kitman Show est. 1969

  1. Cry For Me, Argentina 27 February
  2. The Whole Truth, So Help Me, O’Reilly 3 March

A “Marvin Kitman Show” Mini-Series:
 The Rise & Decline of Brian the Mediocre

  1. Part I  20 February  
  2. Part II  22 February
  3. Part III  10 March
  4. Part IV  26 March
  5. Part V  2 April
  6. Part VI, The Pinocchio Awards  10 April  Pretty Recent!
  7. Part VII, Does the punishment fit the crime?  21 April  Not That Old!
  8. Part VIII, FREE BRIAN  28 April  Not That Old!
  9. Part IX, Cut to the Chase  4 May  Formerly Newest!

From the Annals of New Jersey Exceptionalism

A Just A Minutemen Emergency Bulletin

State of the Kitman Nation 2015

2014

The Marvin Kitman Show est. 1969

  1. Chris Matthews Throws a Curveball 6 June ’14
  2. Will the Fatman Sing? 12 June ’14
  3. The Kitman–O’Reilly Debate 22 June ’14
  4. Why Rupert Will Still Eat TW for Lunch 6 August ’14
  5. Profiles in Cowardice 22 October ’14
  6. A Wee Innocent Laddie Abroad 3 December ’14

For Your Eyes Only

But Who Am I to Judge?

  1. The Morning After Obama Went to War 11 September ’14
  2. Gulf War III 17 September ’14
  3. Marvin Goes to War 23 September ’14
  4. If at First You Don’t Fail, Try, Try Again 26 September ’14
  5. Effendi, What Shall We Do About the Levant? 1 October ’14

The Christie Chronicles

A New Jersey Republican’s Analysis of the High Drama That Engulfs the Garden State

  1. Traffic Report 9 January ’14
  2. Traffic Report 2: A Bridge So Far 13 January ’14
  3. Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Christie? 17 January ’14
  4. The Kim vs. Dawn Debate 21 January ’14
  5. The Decline and Fall of the Christie Empire 27 January ’14
  6. The Plot Sickens 30 January ’14
  7. Kitman Returns • Wildstein vs. Christie 5 February ’14
  8. Water Under the Bridge 7 February ’14
  9. The Port Authority Follies 21 February ’14

    See also:  GWB Name Change Petition (A Justaminutemen Special) 27 February ’14

  10. Say It Ain’t So, Chris 4 March ’14
  11. Christie for Supreme Court (Here Come da Judge) 6 March ’14
  12. Get Me Rewrite, Sweetheart (Christie Exonerated) 25 March ’14
  13. In Christie We Trust 4 April ’14
  14. The Thinning of the Candidate 10 April ’14
  15. Honk If You Think He’s Guilty! 8 May ’14
  16. Honk Twice or Blink Your Lights Once If You Think He’s Guilty By Land, Twice If By Sea, and You on the Opposite Shore Are Ready to Spread the Alarm Through Every County, Village and Farm 14 May ’14
  17. Road Rage 20 May ’14
  18. The Budgetbusters 22 May ’14
  19. They Love Him in Iowa 8 August ’14
  20. Say It Ain’t So, Marvin 27 August ’14
  21. South of the Border 4 September ’14
  22. Moby Chris Escapes— Again 9 December ’14
  23. ¿Bush, Si; Christie, No? 18 December ’14
  24. We Should All Live So Long 23 December ’14

Citizen Rupert

Port Authority Follies

  1. These Are the Tolls That Try Men’s Souls 29 April ’14
  2. Skywaygate: No Road Left Behind 25 June ’14
  3. A Tale of Two Authorities 30 June ’14
  4. A Walk on the Shady Side of the River 10 July ’14

Corruption Capital Battle

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

The Crimean Crisis

2013

The Arianna Watch

  1. Shaking the Tin Can for Arianna 18 November ’13

The Tea Party Party

  1. How to Save the Republican Party 17 October ’13
  2. The Making of an Extremist 2013 22 October ’13
  3. Who Said We Didn’t Have an End Game 25 October ’13

Throw Another Blog on the Fire

  1. Whatever Happened to Marvin Kitman? 21 March ’13
  2. BlogJam 03 April ’13
  3. Blogerobics 16 April ’13
  4. This Is Not a Blog 26 April ’13
  5. No Free Lunch (Endangered Writers) 03 May ’13
    Part 5½.  Blogus Interruptus 14 May ’13
  6. Money Talks 20 May ’13
    Part 6½.  The F-Stops Here 06 June ’13
  7. Marvin Climbs the Mountain in the Blogosphere 11 June ’13
  8. Interneticide 08 July ’13
  9. Lord of the Blogs 19 July ’13

Just A Minutemen Bulletins

  1. Will the Real Washington’s Birthday Stand Up? 19 February ’13
  2. Thank God, It’s Grover Cleveland’s Birthday 05 March ’13
  3. Musket Ban Alert 10 April ’13
  4. A Call to Arms 30 September ’13
  5. Stop the Madness 08 October ’13
  6. The System Isn’t Broken; It’s Fixed 11 October ’13
  7. In Defense of the Tea Party Traitors 15 October ’13
  8. We Snoop to Conquer 01 November ’13

RE: The Pittsburgh Pirates

Miscellaneous

An archive of Marvin’s columns from the late (lamented?) InvestorUprising.com website is available here.

The old Marvin Kitman TV Show web site is (still) here.

Info on “The Man Who Would Not Shut Up: The Rise of Bill O’Reilly” is here.